"Human, let's fight."
Is what gorilla-san said in front of me, Is is stupid? I wonder.
"By the way, the bet is......."
"Don't want to."
I'm not the first to reject one. Human rights at the first place is denied to gorillas.
I quit thinking so much, I'm somewhat tired.........
Don't have enough power to tsukkomi myself, I appraised the gorilla in front of me quietly.
[Kaiser Kong Lv:775 « state » Evolution × 1]
"Do U~wei~tsu!?" (Sedna: Was indeed weird)
That unbelievable level make me raise a strange voice.
No, no, no. Isn't it strange!? more than 700!? Can't understand what's the meaning of this.
In addition, as for [state] that I have not seen before on monsters until now, It is the same as me even though we differ and I don't have big fangs. Evolution x1. You saying we look just the same!?
No matter how many times I rub my eyes, the thing on my sight still doesn't change.
"? something wrong ?"
"No, nothing at all........."
I can't manage to answer straight!?........this is dangerous.........It seems my mind can't overcome the shock.
That reminds me, what knowledge I get from Clever monkey is that Kaiser kong are stronger and more superior version of them................
As I thought so, this gorilla came here to challenge me in order to get revenge?
No, if that is so why wouldn't ambush me and attack simoultaneously then? I'll fight you fair and square even if you attack in group.
I bend my neck down to my chest, but the Kaiser kong before snaps its finger.
"Don't worry, I myself, won't let others to obstruct us."
No, so you saying I don't have to worry about problems-!?
Without any other means to understand what the gorilla said to me, it stepped forward being ready for battle.
"This match will end quickly, relax."
"It'll end quickly? Isn't it me being dead."
"...Why won't you talk!"
Scary! I guess I'm right, this is really for revenge.
"So, you ready?"
"Eh! No, let'stop-----"
"Huh, it's gone......."
As the Kaiser kong moved in front of me at tremendous speed, my hand just reacted to it.
"Amazing, It's my first time. To receive the first attack. po~tsu."
"Why are you blushing on that!"
The heck? Is this false? I really want it to be false......No, even though it's a gorilla normally a girl is cute when blushing but a gorilla is a gorilla so.....
This only makes me disgusted!
"Strong, Healthy, Male."
"I still don't like gorillas at all!"
So you really did blushed!....Currently I'm really trying my best to think of a good line....if it comes to worst....No, let's stop thinking of some cheesy words.
While we have this kind of exchange, Kaiser kong might try to attack me knowing I let my guard down.
So with that, I advance my foot lightly and.......
".........Ei!" (TL: He attacked first)
-- --I failed to see that.
Suddenly Kaiser kong threw a stone at me and it hit my face......it really hurts.
But I'm not so weak to cry being hit by a stone unlike evolving which gives me this very acute and sharp pain......which is unpleasant to be accustomed with.
Though that stone shouldn't give some big damage considering it being just a stone but being thrown with that physical strenght.....
" Mu, negi geru, dame." (English: Nothing, Escape Gel, not good) (TL: I know if it's in english you'll barely understand it so sometimes romaji is enough.) (Sedna: As a fellow who understands monkey talk, it means "Not good, you should have dodge that because you're soft as gel.")
"No good you saying? What if I died being hit?"
The truth is it gave me some damage because of that thick and long gorilla arms throwing the stone hitting my face.
omewhere in the body was also damaged being blown off. I can also feel the bones being shattered because of the momentum.
"As it is I consider this a match........[Cutting Legs]!"
Just like the time I used [Cutting Legs] on Aquawolf, I swing and release it with full force.
" ! "
However, my attacked was easily matched by Kaiser kong with tremendous speed ignoring its weight and big body. I can't conceive how did it manage to deal with my attack no normal person can block neither retaliate.
"You're the dangerous one!"
Facing that crazy attack I managed to avoid it within split seconds!.......Well my body automatically dodge by itself?......Isn't it a cheat!?
"Well then, my turn. [Madokaude Shunwan]!" (TL:Instant Skill: Blinking Arm.)
" !? "
I didn't see the attack of Kaiser kong at all. I think skills like autoguard and such is default so my body knows how to dodge/block by itself, and it suddenly came, I felt this terrible shock on my abdomen. In other words, Kaiser kong managed to infiltrate my defence.
The momentum that breaks the old strong tree in the forest makes me bend to dirt and roll.
" Geho~tsu ! Goho~tsu ! "
I cough while holding my belly, struggling.
The thing that comes out of my mouth was dark-red blood.
"This....isn't favorable at all...."
I couldn't help crying from pain.
But our super effective recovery drug is stocked up on my item box so I get one and drink it all at once.
"Puha~a~Tsu!.....I thought I was going to die... ..."
Go, gorillas are scary!......I don't want to see a gorilla agian in the zoo my entire life.
Ah, I guess I don't even know any method to go back to earth.
Kaiser kong caught up with me at terrible speed when I did such a thing.
"Amazing. My [Instant skill] kills my opponent easily and you survived......"
After all you really want to commit homicide!
"My interest is getting bigger, I, Strong male, Want."
"No thank you, you gorilla."
"My name's not gorilla. It's Saria."
"Wastefully why is your name for bishoujo ga?"
(TL: Bishoujo: Beautiful and innocent girl . Always refered to teen-age girls.)
This is fraud! I request an explanation! Who are you! Who are you really, somebody help!
Besides, Why do I have to call you by name and where did you get it! Aren't you a gorilla?! Why am I dissatisfied about this!?.........Well, isn't this fine.
Rather, Hey engage the conversation with me... ...! (Mou~!) Really, Which is it?
"So [Cutting Legs] is not enough....... [Hard Nails] ! "
Around the place I started to run, activating my Tsuyoshitsume skill.
(Tsuyoshi = Hard/Strong/strenght , Tsume = Nail/s)
As I weild/mow down my arm to the fullest, the next thing was 5 slash of nails suddenly flew towards the kaiser kong.
"Tou~tsu!" (Eng: A hit!)
"It was avoided?!"
However, the Kaiser kong softly jumps on the spot effortlessly, avoiding all the nails.
"Skill, sugoi" (Eng: Skill, wow/cool/amazing.)
I'm already desperate, becoming senile.
"And in the first place, fighting with weapon, using the dagger would certainly be bad as to how I'm immature with it, Kensaru Rod too is weak in distance and is just........"
I think about how I fight while taking distance.
Then the Kaiser cong which was in a state of floating in the air, you won't believe your eyes to such an action.
"Then, follow me. Pierce of the empty air, [Sky Thrust]"
Suddenly the Kaiser kong, whatever principle it is, kicked the air, then came rushing to me!
"Iyaaaaaaaaaaa! Kowaiiiiiiiii!" (Possible Eng: Huh!!!!!!!! Scary/ that was scary!!!!!!)
So far the scary gorilla who just rushed from the thin air did not say something!
Perhaps the skill makes you step into the empty air and dash, but hell it was unexpected and terrifying!
I twisted my body at the last minute, and successfuly spring back farther to where I was.
Then Kaiser kong just smashed the ground into where I stood just a while ago.
"....it would be good if it just killed itself from that ubsurd attack....."
Did it self-destruct from her own attack? Still the impact is..........
"I'm suprised. My [Sky Thrust] can cut the wind, but you avoided it as you think."
"Yabe~eeee, I'm glad my body's all intact!"
I'm still in one peice. I really want to cry.
"In this situation, how can I manage to land an attack while dodging......."
I can manage to counter With the skill [Double Fang Strike] (Formerly named [Fangs Strike]), but even this can be avoided.
As I'm getting such thought, Kaiser kong show me this impression that would likely be an attack.
"ja, [Instant skill]"
The skill makes you invisible!
In that moment, by judging it, where it is all or nothing bet, I grab [Water Spirit Ball Dagger] and [Kensaru Rod] to my sides, and try activating [Double Fang Strike].
"[Double Fang Strike] tsu!"
Next was, As if it was a slow-motion replay, the other party's movement was slowly reaveled to me as she slowly extends her arms to me.
Suprise in such situation, I pushed my two weapons at the enemy to parry and receive its thrusting arm.
"I received it!....."
I surely thought so at that time.
But Kaiser kong wasn't a fellow to be easily matched.
In my vision, her figure was seen slowly as I attack, but Kaiser kong handled my attack slant to my expectations.
I utter this suprised voice to match the Kaiser Kong's unexpected conduct.
"...really amazing. I, barely managed to see that."
As for Kaiser kong in that slow-motion, I didn't know but, she managed to go between my guard then stick out her arms to grab my hands, preventing my attack.
"Tsu !" (TL: Imagine their position.)
(Sedna: As a japanese, I am sure he was also shocked by the boobs he's in contact. Yes, yes. As a japanese....Guhehe.......)
As the danger goes my instincts then follows, At point blank range where my hands are held I activated [Cutting Legs].
Then, Kaiser kong let go of my hands to follow, and at speed far greater than the skill [Momentum], my [Cutting Legs] was dodged in unrecognizable speed.
The cold sweat doesn't stop.
It seems that after all I'm not that strong. As the result in fighting Clever Monkey and AquaWolf, and the little power I get...... I may have been too overconfident of myself.
Out of this forest, will I be the prey of the demons?
......Let's postpone the issue later. If it becomes negative thought, surely my mind will definitely go dark!
But, as all skill doesn't make sense, and is not sucessful, I also don't know how to deal with it.
It'll be an acting without rehearsal , but it may be the that I don't have a choice but to use magic to compensate.
I who thought so, immediately started to use magic.
Although it's not written in the status column, all information to water attribute magic is input to my head. I understand the consumption of Magical Power, but, also don't know a thing of it as I don't see it.
Now that it is decided to use in actual fighting, I raised the consumption of MP to the highest for Water attribute magic.
It's the same with ドラ(Dora) and マダ(mada) ! The higher the magic consumption, the stronger the power is. (Sedna: Have you ever played mahjong?)
In addition, currently I have the water spirit ball dagger. Being weak in water magic would be unlikely.
As for the magic consumption being the most valued knowledge, I know many ways to make use of magic consumpting. One of it will be used.
The gorilla in front of me started to tilt its head immediately as I become quiet.
This time is the best to enter a hit!
So now, I'll use this different world's thing called magic...!
"[Fall Disaster] ! "
I raised my right arm to the heavens, and shouted so. Why did I raised my hand? Because it's cool you know!
"Na~tsu!" (Possible Eng: "what......?" or "Eh.....?")
I just used magic, and Kaiser kong's eyes and mouth is widely open as if she knows what magic I'm using.
Fufufu......Was my magic a sucessful hit?
When thinking such thing I get why the kaiser kong did had that expression.
............dododododododododododododo~tsu! (Sedna: Exactly 13 ド(do) characters, lol istian)
"EH ? "
I thought I hear this amazing sound coming from above, involuntary my line of vision was attracted to the sky.
I didn't see that......!
The origin of the sound from the sky -- -- was a tremendous amount of water.
"Eh !? That thing.......isn't this situation akward?"
The upcoming water falling from the sky, its landing point is surely my position.
"Tenma, have to avoid-----"
(TL: Tenma is written in characters evil and sky. He means that the water is evil coming from the sky......not the pegasus meaning of tenma. In the raws it is written in katakana.)
However, my thoughts were just in vain, the ruthless large amount of water which has fallen from the sky gives me this tremendous shock.
Dobaaaaaaaaaaa~tsu! (TL: Gitaigo/Onomatopoeia for shock/a hit.)
(Sedna: Exactly 11 ア(a) characters, lol istian)
"aba baba baba baba baba baba baba! There........ breath!"
(Sedna: try talking underwater then breath if you can)
I can't seem to move as well for I'm pinned down by the force on the ground.
Because I felt her stare suddenly my eyes was somehow turned to her, she was stunned and was looking at me.
The heck. Why is the Kaiser left undamaged?
"This feeling is not far from being ripped bobobobobobobo~tsu !"
Oh, I can't breath.....seriously!
Ultimately, that scene were I drown was in long run for three minutes until I was released from the violent attack of water.